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Ate My Protein T-Shirt
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Ate My Protein T-Shirt

Color: White
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Regular price  $38.99 Sale price  $29.99
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★★★★★ New Achievement Earned

Description

NEW ACHIEVEMENT

You ate your protein.

Congratulations, nutritional loophole expert. You had a meal plan, a daily target, and every intention of behaving. Then somebody opened the air fryer.

Protein secured. Math postponed.

This funny gym T-shirt features a dog losing its mind over a chicken nugget because “eat more protein” sounded like permission.

Perfect for gym regulars, macro trackers, chicken-nugget loyalists, and anyone whose meal prep occasionally comes in a cardboard box.

WARNING: “Just one” may refer to the entire box.

Count the protein. We'll discuss the sauce later.

Wear the appetite. You earned this one.

New side quest: Hear the songs behind the shirts on YouTube: New Achievement Co

🏆 Gildan Softstyle® 64000
🏆 Unisex fit
🏆 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
🏆 Light fabric—comfortable enough to wear every time you level up
🏆 Runs True To Size
🏆 Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

New Achievement Apparel
Turn Everyday Moments Into Wearable "Badges of Honor."

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton — and pre-shrunk so your fit stays consistent no matter how many times it hits the wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps things breezy and comfortable from sunrise to bedtime.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - A relaxed unisex silhouette that flatters most body types without even trying.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves means this tee is built to keep up with you, wash after wash, wear after wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction keeps the collar looking sharp and crease-free, because nobody wants a wonky neckline.

Printed Brand Label - No scratchy tags here! Our brand label is printed directly on the fabric for clean, comfortable wear all day long.

Our 30-Day Guarantee

Wrong, Damaged or Misprinted? We'll Make It Right - If your tee arrives damaged, misprinted, or isn't what you ordered, email support@newachievement.co within 30 days of your order and we'll replace it or refund you. Because every shirt is printed just for you, we can't take returns for a change of mind or the wrong size, so check the Size Guide before you order.

Printed in the USA - Every US order is printed and shipped right here on American soil, because that's just how we do things.

🏆Achievements Yet To Earn!

Medals Are Heavy. Wear a T-Shirt!

Every day you do something quietly heroic — survive the commute, conquer the laundry, make it through one more meeting. Our ultra-soft tees turn those small victories into wearable trophies. Comfortable enough for the couch, funny enough for compliments, and built to last longer than your New Year's resolutions!

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Proud to be 100% American-made! Our tees roll off the press right here in the good ol' USA — Florida AND Texas, to be exact — and ship straight to your door anywhere in the United States.

Do you ship internationally?

Oh, we wish! Right now we're keeping things stateside — US orders only for the time being. But hey, never say never! Stay tuned because big things could be coming.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.